I just don’t understand how two thinking-types work in a relationship. Do they ever talk about feelings? Do they ever cry? How do they even know they like each other??

we usually just piss on each others’ belongings to mark our territory and sometimes directly shit on each other when things are getting real intense (like on Valentine’s Day) but when forced to show affection in front of other couples we’ll spell out “i love you” on a calculator when you turn it upside down to establish impersonal, mathematical analysis as the core component from which all silly human feelings within the relationship stem